Private Equity

The last weeks I had a fair number of conversations with Private equity investors and target companies in Germany.  Many argued almost the same to market themselves to a respective target company:

1. We are entrepreneurial
2. We are very fast decision makers
3. We work closely with management
4. We focus on x Mio deal size, but we can do bigger deals as well
5. We are industry agnostic
6. We focus on xy, but we will do (a,b,c,etc.) as well
7. We treat all stakeholders in a fair and equal manner

Does one of this sound familiar? Is this what you hear or even say yourself? Please let me know your comments!